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Ashley. 22. Canadian. Big Downton Abbey enthusiast. Geek extraordinaire. Proud superhero addict. Cat lady.

apracticalman:

thirdeyeblind-jumper:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

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thanks for your contribution

wtfhistory:

unbuttonedinawood:

bramblepatch:

from Passing English of the Victorian Era
I’m gonna bring this back if it’s the last thing I do

i’ve got the permanent morbs

Usually.

wtfhistory:

unbuttonedinawood:

bramblepatch:

from Passing English of the Victorian Era

I’m gonna bring this back if it’s the last thing I do

i’ve got the permanent morbs

Usually.

postthesmiles:

Ive never been a fan of game of thrones but you know what, I could give it another chance. 

postthesmiles:

Ive never been a fan of game of thrones but you know what, I could give it another chance. 

noiselesspatientspider:

if you are ever feeling down about yourself, imagine meeting linda from bob’s burgers. because linda sees good in everyone. 

are you a not-so-ex con? linda thinks you’re a great employee. a little shallow? linda thinks your style is fabulous. where did you get that shirt? in love with a mannequin? everyone deserves happiness. a little off-key? but you have so much pizazz! linda wants to sing show tune duets with you. you should come sing at the restaurant! self-conscious? linda thinks you have the most beautiful smile.

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itfeelspersonal:

I was kinda great but now I’m not, cause this gif is important

itfeelspersonal:

I was kinda great but now I’m not, cause this gif is important